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Food Poems

Everything on It
Anonymous

I asked for a hot dog
with everything on it, 
and that was my big mistake,
Cause it came with a parrot, 
A bee in a bonnet,
A wristwatch, a wrench, and a rake.
It came with a goldfish,
A flag and a front porch swing, 
And a mouse in a mask-
Thats the last time I ask
For a hot dog with everything 

DOWN WITH GREENS

​Anonymous

I don't like peas;

I don't like beans;

I don't like squash

Or other greens.

Instead, I'd like

Some cake and pie,

A cone with ice cream

Stacked sky-high.

It seems that when

You're hungriest,

You'd eat the foods

You like it the best.

So pass the sprinkles,

If you please,

And pass the pie,

But keep your peas.

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