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Food Poems
Everything on It
Anonymous
I asked for a hot dog
with everything on it,
and that was my big mistake,
Cause it came with a parrot,
A bee in a bonnet,
A wristwatch, a wrench, and a rake.
It came with a goldfish,
A flag and a front porch swing,
And a mouse in a mask-
Thats the last time I ask
For a hot dog with everything
DOWN WITH GREENS
Anonymous
I don't like peas;
I don't like beans;
I don't like squash
Or other greens.
Instead, I'd like
Some cake and pie,
A cone with ice cream
Stacked sky-high.
It seems that when
You're hungriest,
You'd eat the foods
You like it the best.
So pass the sprinkles,
If you please,
And pass the pie,
But keep your peas.
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