Spring Fashion

                        Anonymous

They've switched spring on now

But, on some of our sets

The contrast is too high,

The volume was far too loud

As hastily uncovered flesh

Sports goose-pimples

Too proud to hide

And sun-glassed poseurs

Fumble in the dark

Like the blind

Each time a

A fleeting passing cloud appears

And fashionable shorts

Seem to be magnets

For that sneaky wind

Which April's sorcerer

Kept up his sleeve,

Redundant raincoats

Sit at home and laugh

At our precocity

And sheer ineptitude.

Yes, spring's switched on

But we are not switched on

To her inconsistency.